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Anonymous asked: How do you eat a girl out? Like what some good tips
This is actually a great question because a lot of girls have no fucking clue what they’re doing so I’m going to actually give some legitimate tips in hopes of saving some poor girl from a horrible experience.
1.) DO NOT AND I REPEAT DO NOT AS IN NEVER USE THE TIP OF YOUR TONGUE ON THE CLITORIS OKAY. This is an extremely sensitive area when girls are aroused. Always flatten your tongue.
2.) Don’t be afraid to actually move your face… friction is the key here you’re not trying to look cute and actually if you’re doing it right her back will be forcing her to look at the ceiling or somewhere away from you so really you have no excuse.
3.) Go with what her body is doing. For example: If she begins to lift herself towards your face now is the time to woman up. Lock her legs in place and speed the fuck up. (If you’re a beginner and you luck out she’ll tell you what to do, don’t try to get fancy when you don’t know what you’re doing. Listen to her.)
4.) Try not to take a significant amount of breaks. Yes I know if you haven’t built up any tongue stamina you’re going to be exhausted but too bad so sad, it’s bad etiquette.
5.) Have some god damn rhythm. Make sure everything is consistent. In relevance to speed, as well as knowing when to apply pressure and when to let off.
This has been a PSA from yours truly, thank you.
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